David: Mummy, that weird boy is following me again.
Mummy Miliband: Don't worry David he's...
David: But he followed me to school...
Mummy Miliband: But...
David: Then he followed me to university...
Mummy Miliband: Yes I know David, bu...
David: He did the same course as me.
Mummy Miliband: Now look!
David: And now he follows me to work... I can't even go for a piss!
Mummy Miliband: Yes I know! But he's your younger brother Ed. Please be nice to him. He has no friends.
David: He's a twat! Is he autistic? Have you seen him clapping? Has he got a cold? Can he not blow his nose?
Mummy Miliband: How can you say those things David? He's your brother!
David: I didn't. It's just what all the others are saying...
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